Funny 3 Billion hands

[primetime32]

***** Hand History for Game 3000000001 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Mon Nov 07 22:51:30 EST 2005
Table Table 66344 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Gordz ( $23.65)
Seat 2: MKINGM1 ( $20.60)
Seat 3: BrownStreak_ ( $10.44)
Seat 4: glogman ( $10.38)
Seat 5: mastermagnum ( $16.30)
Seat 6: Zvonk ( $33.90)
Seat 7: paydirtwkdrt ( $32.90)
Seat 8: AndrewV ( $28.30)
Seat 9: El_Asswipo ( $20)
Seat 10: travis_h2001 ( $42.04)
AndrewV posts small blind (0.10)
travis_h2001 posts big blind (0.25)
** Dealing down cards **
Gordz folds.
MKINGM1 folds.
BrownStreak_ folds.
glogman: OMG 3000000001
glogman folds.
mastermagnum folds.
Zvonk calls (0.25)
BrownStreak_: i see it
paydirtwkdrt folds.
AndrewV calls (0.15)
travis_h2001 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8h, Tc, Kc ]
AndrewV checks.
travis_h2001 checks.
glogman: whoever took an extra millisecond last hand, you suck
Zvonk: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Gordz: geez
Zvonk checks.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 7c ]
AndrewV bets (0.25)
travis_h2001 folds.
paydirtwkdrt: that sucks
Zvonk folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: $1 | Rake: $0
Board: [ 8h Tc Kc 7c ]

***** Hand History for Game 3000000002 *****
0.50/1 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Mon Nov 07 22:51:30 EST 2005
Table Table 65132 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: dkcaldwell ( $15.45)
Seat 2: a1235a ( $10)
Seat 3: bigopimp111 ( $27)
Seat 4: Tumblestone ( $20.75)
Seat 5: rstonier6 ( $17)
Seat 6: KingMedicine ( $23.25)
dkcaldwell posts small blind (0.25)
a1235a posts big blind (0.50)
** Dealing down cards **
dkcaldwell: nooooooooooooo
bigopimp111: dude that was close
bigopimp111 did not respond in time.
bigopimp111 folds.
Tumblestone calls (0.50)
rstonier6 folds.
KingMedicine folds.
dkcaldwell folds.
a1235a checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 6h, 7h, Td ]
a1235a checks.
Tumblestone checks.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ah ]
a1235a checks.
Tumblestone bets (1)
Tumblestone: VERY
a1235a folds.
KingMedicine: thats so wrong
** Summary **
Main Pot: $2.25 | Rake: $0
Board: [ 6h 7h Td Ah ]

[Allinlife]

this is like "behind the music" lol

[theben]

i think is is a forgery. those people took it waaaaayy too well

[aragorn_i]

I played the 3,000,000,002 (dkcaldwell) and was stunned by my table.I don't think half of them even realized how close we were.I still pissed.

[ QUOTE ]
this is like "behind the music" lol

[/ QUOTE ]

how?

[roundest]

So you can type [censored] as long as you add extra k's at the end. Strange.

***** Hand History for Game 2999999999 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Mon Nov 07 22:51:30 EST 2005
Table Table 65155 (No DP) (Real Money) -- Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: TooManyNuts ( $11.25)
Seat 2: WideBill333 ( $25.70)
Seat 3: NPike ( $14)
Seat 4: mygrassisblu ( $17.45)
Seat 5: Smeger ( $23.50)
Seat 6: fan0011 ( $11.75)
Seat 7: SGriff1317 ( $17.95)
Seat 8: zojirushi ( $31.90)
Seat 9: klm90503 ( $23.25)
Seat 10: bertnypi89 ( $51.80)
fan0011 posts small blind (0.10)
SGriff1317 posts big blind (0.25)
** Dealing down cards **
zojirushi folds.
klm90503 calls (0.25)
bertnypi89 folds.
TooManyNuts calls (0.25)
WideBill333 folds.
klm90503: we missed it by 1 hand ugggggggggggg
bertnypi89: by 1 fucckingg hand
NPike folds.
mygrassisblu folds.
Smeger folds.
fan0011 folds.
SGriff1317: we missed the 3 billionth hand by one
SGriff1317 raises (0.25) to 0.50
klm90503 calls (0.25)
TooManyNuts calls (0.25)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8h, 2s, Ac ]
SGriff1317 checks.
klm90503 checks.
TooManyNuts bets (1.50)
SGriff1317 folds.
klm90503 folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: $3.05 | Rake: $0.05
Board: [ 8h 2s Ac ]
TooManyNuts balance $12.30, bet $2, collected $3.05, net +$1.05

[CrashPat]

I was dealt into 2999999997

Do not think I the hand won either. Oh well.

[protocol]

I think this one is even funnier.
The first two guys folded preflop!
Maybe they didn't realize what hand it was...



***** Hand History for Game 3000000000 *****
0.50/1 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Mon Nov 07 22:51:30 EST 2005
Table Table 73884 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: memyselfandu ( $41.67)
Seat 2: rwilso01 ( $23.67)
Seat 3: sharon45 ( $4.75)
Seat 4: moegear123 ( $25)
Seat 5: CrazySammy ( $7.25)
Seat 6: EDOAKSTER ( $17.25)
sharon45 posts small blind (0.25)
moegear123 posts big blind (0.50)
** Dealing down cards **
CrazySammy folds.
EDOAKSTER folds.
memyselfandu calls (0.50)
sharon45: we did it
rwilso01 raises (1) to 1
moegear123: hell yes
sharon45 calls (0.75)
moegear123 raises (1) to 1.50
memyselfandu folds.
rwilso01 raises (1) to 2
sharon45 calls (1)
moegear123 calls (0.50)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 9s, 2h, 2c ]
sharon45 checks.
moegear123 bets (0.50)
rwilso01 raises (1) to 1
memyselfandu: funny not aware poker was a team sport.... lol
sharon45 folds.
moegear123 raises (1) to 1.50
rwilso01 calls (0.50)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 6s ]
moegear123 bets (1)
rwilso01 calls (1)
** Dealing River ** : [ 3c ]
moegear123 bets (1)
rwilso01 calls (1)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $12.75 | Rake: $0.75
Board: [ 9s 2h 2c 6s 3c ]
memyselfandu balance $41.17, lost $0.50 (folded)
rwilso01 balance $18.17, lost $5.50 [ Ac Ks ] [ a pair of twos -- Ac,Ks,9s,2h,2c ]
sharon45 balance $2.75, lost $2 (folded)
moegear123 balance $32.25, bet $5.50, collected $12.75, net +$7.25 [ Td 2d ] [ three of a kind, twos -- Td,9s,2d,2h,2c ]
CrazySammy balance $7.25, didn't bet (folded)
EDOAKSTER balance $17.25, didn't bet (folded)