Fireworks - Please be careful.

player24 · #1 06-30-2005, 06:08 PM

It is a national tradition for Americans to celebrate our independence with Fireworks displays.

Many/most of these displays are implemented by qualified professionals in a legal and public manner - and these displays are, buy and large, entertaining and safe.

However, if you choose to organize/attend a private fireworks demonstration - please be careful.

Fireworks can be dangerous. Use discretion accordingly...espicially when children are involved.

Happy Independence Day. Be safe.

player24

Boris · #2 06-30-2005, 06:26 PM

thanks mom.

renodoc · #3 06-30-2005, 06:40 PM

If you blow your eye up on the 4th anywhere near me, please don't go to the hospital until the 5th when I won't be on-call.

Thanks.

[censored] · #4 06-30-2005, 06:41 PM

You forgot "and knowing is half the battle"

kipin · #5 06-30-2005, 07:04 PM

stanky · #6 06-30-2005, 07:07 PM

You mean I can't stick a M-80 in her pooper?

Luv2DriveTT · #7 06-30-2005, 07:51 PM

1) My uncle lost his hand unrolling firecrackers and stuffing them into a metal pipe on the 4th of July. Not the smartest thing he could have done, was it?

2) I was at a fireworks display when I was a kid, the guys who arranged it were members of the NYC bomb squad, it was a lot of confiscated materials. My father got scared because we were too close and moved us away. Lucky he did, a big rocket tipped over and exploded where we were sitting... the family of one of the bomb squad members were severely scorched, one broke his leg (don't ask me how, I don't recall).

OK, thats my happy story for the day. Now go blow something up to honor your country.

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Alobar · #8 06-30-2005, 08:48 PM

Im driving to the border tomorrow to buy a bunch of these (not legel here). So not only will I be playing with fireworks on the 4th, I will be doing it illegally!!!! (and drunk too)

stanky · #9 06-30-2005, 09:08 PM

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(and drunk too)

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Is there any other way? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

You gonna pick up any whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or a whistling kitty chaser?

The Goober · #10 06-30-2005, 09:28 PM

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You gonna pick up any whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or a whistling kitty chaser?

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Oh man, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. I love "honkey lighter" and "whistling kitty chaser"