Whats a good way to pretend you are gay - Page 4

theben · #31 10-01-2005, 02:30 AM

ill SIIHP (H=his)

Los Feliz Slim · #32 10-01-2005, 10:49 AM

Wear this:

#33 10-01-2005, 10:58 AM

Traipse around naked with a banana shoved up your ass and a peacock feather hanging out of your urethra.

TheCroShow · #34 10-01-2005, 04:08 PM

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Always wear a pink shirt with the collar popped. (if pink is unavailable, lemon yellow or lime green)

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DaveKForty7 · #35 10-01-2005, 04:14 PM

Tell people your looking for a girl who is 'tight like a man's anus'.

PoBoy321 · #36 10-01-2005, 04:18 PM

Just as an aside, Yanks are up by 4 in the top of the 9th, in case you were curious.

PoBoy321 · #37 10-01-2005, 04:19 PM

Don't go over the top. Don't keep stuff in your pockets. Stand up straight and walk on the balls of your feet. Keep your hands above your waist whenever you walk around. Learn about gardening.

tdp · #38 10-01-2005, 06:30 PM

Have someone SIIYP.Then you won't have to fake the walk.

Ass Master · #39 10-01-2005, 08:10 PM

Pretend like you're really into it the next time your boyfriend is fcuking you in the butt.

gunt · #40 10-01-2005, 08:16 PM

why dont you "pretend" to suk a dik?