Biggest animal you'd fight for money

[jakethebake]

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No way I could take a horse, a bull is a definite possibility, with a bit of luck.

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I'm sorry, this makes absolutely no sense to me.

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[jakethebake]

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Mothra

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With or w/o a bat?

giraffe or manatee

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No way I could take a horse, a bull is a definite possibility, with a bit of luck.
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I'm sorry, this makes absolutely no sense to me.

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You saying a horse wouldn't kick your ass faster than a bull? I spent 7 years growing up on a farm, I'll take a mad bull any day over a pissed horse. [censored] that [censored], horses are dangerous, you wouldn't even get a decent shot in.

Bulls have some vulnerable spots, the eyes can be bashed and bloodied, a good crack over the shoulder blades will send them wonky for a while. Hit em right over the bridge of the nose and it'll f em up. Only the tops of their heads are the real solid bone. Plus they're predictable as [censored], they go into a blind rage and attack everything, but they're not very fast or agile. They don't deliberately trample or kick...the only real danger is the horns, which can be avoided. Whereas a horse'll rear up and [censored] you up in no time, or go on mad bucking fest and kick the [censored] out of you. Plus the good ones bite. You won't even get a shot in with a horse before you're a bloody heap on the ground.

I think the only thing you need to defeat a bull with a baseball bat (provided you're very fit and agile) is a large ring and a few obstacles. I'd give 90/10 to kill the mofo with obstacles in the ring, 50/50 with an open ring that was large enough (say 20 paces diameter), 10/90 in the bull's favor if it was boxing ring size with no obstacles

[SomethingClever]

Depends on what kind of revolver we have.

One of these?


I'll take everything up to the wolf with a deagle... but I'd be nervous about missing that damn thing 3 times.

Of course, give me unlimited ammo and it's on with any of these bad boys.

[CaptSensible]

A. Kitten
B. Harp Seal
C. Dolphin

[theben]

unarmed: none (i assume cat also includes the "big" cats, such as mountain lions)

bat: up to a wolf

gun: up to lion/tiger, but not a bear

[Ass Master]

An unarmed man in direct combat against a gorilla would have at most a 0% chance. He would be no match for an adult chimp as well. I think he would probably also be in bad shape against a baboon.

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An unarmed man in direct combat against a gorilla would have at most a 0% chance. He would be no match for an adult chimp as well. I think he would probably also be in bad shape against a baboon.

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What if he was trained in kung fu?

[GuyOnTilt]

The biggest mother [censored] blue whale he could find.

GoT