What should I say to the Governator?

[JihadOnTheRiver]

What's up brothas. Next week, back up in Sac for Xmas leave, I will be involved in a private ceremony followed by a lunch with Arnold Swarzenenannenanegar. I'm sure he will control the conversation, but as it is a private meeting I believe that there will be some time to ask him some questions.

This is not posted in Politics because in this case mentioning anything about politics would be off limits for a multitude of reasons. So I need some <u>appropriate</u> conversation points. I prefer them to be funny. Any suggestions?

[xadrez]

Not really a question, but you should definately say

"GET YOUR ASS TO MAAAAAHZZZ"

[istewart]

Ask him how big Jamie Lee Curtis's vagina is.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Ask him how big Jamie Lee Curtis's vagina is.

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LOL nice. Nothing that I could actually say?

[Dynasty]

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Not really a question, but you should definately say

"GET YOUR ASS TO MAAAAAHZZZ"

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Or, you could be original instead of quoting some dorky movie line which Arnold has probably heard dozens of times.

[man]

you must ask him "Arnold, what is best in life!"

to which he should respond "To crush your enemies! To see them driven before you! And to hear the lamentation of the women!"

if you did this and got him to respond properly I would probably start crying from happiness. I heard he has the sword from the movie on the wall in his office.

ok I'm sorry I don't have any real suggestions, and I'm a poly sci major. but I would be interested in how he became interested in becoming governor.

[Dynasty]

Arnold is an interesting person because he has reached the top of three considerably different proffessions.

Bodybuilding: obvious
Acting: top box-office draw for many years
Polictics: Governor of California is as high as he can legally go

It may be interesting to ask him something which probed how to achieve such success in such different arenas.

[Redd]

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Not really a question, but you should definately say

"GET YOUR ASS TO MAAAAAHZZZ"

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Or, you could go with "GET TO THA CHOPPAH!"

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Ask him how big Jamie Lee Curtis's Penis is...I mean vagina..I mean penis and vagina are.

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FYP, I think: Jamie Lee Curtis Hermaphrodite?

[mmcd]

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Arnold is an interesting person because he has reached the top of three considerably different proffessions.

Bodybuilding: obvious
Acting: top box-office draw for many years
Polictics: Governor of California is as high as he can legally go

It may be interesting to ask him something which probed how to achieve such success in such different arenas.

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IIRC, he's also a very sucessful businessman. I think he has a net worth somewhere in the 9 figure range.