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Old 12-20-2005, 10:33 PM
siccjay siccjay is offline
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A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

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Walk over and say "Congrats, the prize was hanging out with me tomorrow night."
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Old 12-20-2005, 10:49 PM
tongni tongni is offline
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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn

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I like your style.
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Old 12-20-2005, 10:52 PM
Yeti Yeti is offline
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Default Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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Standard.

Yet completely wonderful to read.
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Old 12-20-2005, 11:18 PM
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Default Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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haha thanks for the laugh.

obviously, this calls for an approach. i ask her in as few words of possible if she wants to go home. "nice play, rematch at my place?" or something like that. she'll prob laugh it off as a joke, and then you can start more normal conversation. if she doesnt laugh it off, mission accomplished.
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Old 12-20-2005, 11:37 PM
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Default Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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have you been reading my diary?
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Old 12-20-2005, 11:46 PM
rory rory is offline
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write back and ask if one of her less attractive friends without downs syndrome know how to play tic tac toe properly
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Old 12-20-2005, 11:53 PM
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write back and ask if one of her less attractive friends without downs syndrome know how to play tic tac toe properly

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lol
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Old 12-21-2005, 12:01 AM
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Default Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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this brings tears to my eyes [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img], so beautiful
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Old 12-21-2005, 12:22 AM
Drew16 Drew16 is offline
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Punch her in the mouth for cheating.
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Old 12-21-2005, 12:26 AM
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complain to the waiter that she violated the rules of tic tac toe. give him a tip and get her kicked out.

as she is being thrown to the curb go... 'now who wins biatch?'
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