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Old 10-09-2005, 11:31 PM
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What the [censored] are you worrying about?!? The skins just split!!! The Party is [censored]'in over! God is dead and so are we!
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:32 PM
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There are so many things that are hilarious in this thread that I don't know where to start.

First off, the fact that you chose a poker forum in which to have this discussion is pretty hiliarious in itself.

I also like the way the girl's looks went from unmentioned to "she wasn't that hot" to "she was kind of fat" - what's next in the slippery slide? I'm just waiting for "well, she wasn't REALLY a she" - lol.

In all honesty - if it makes ya feel better I had quite a similar experience for my first time...I was a little younger, but other than that it was pretty much dead on. The girl wasn't unattractive, but I knew of her promiscuity, and I didn't use protection at all. It was bad in all possible ways. I had the same fears that you did, so yeah, I hit up the clinic to alleviate them.

Strangely enough, sex is the most overrated AND underappreciated thing in our society, if that makes sense. The first time is always kinda junky. As the "quality over quantity" thinking sets in, it always gets better. I'm sure part of your "dirty" feeling is just a masking of your dissappointment that it wasn't all that.

Oh, and FWIW, I didn't bust either my first time - I'm sure Monsiuer Olde English was partially to thank for that, but also that tangible weirdness can be an obstacle. don't worry man, it all gets better!
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:37 PM
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good?

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That won't do it. What you need to do is get some rubbing alcohol and a Q-tip. Dip the Q-tip in the rubbing alcohol until it is saturated. Next, insert the Q-tip into your urethra (your pee-hole) as far as it will go and then slowly move the Q-tip back and forth. It will sting a little, but that's how you know that it's working.

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Just give me the VD.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:41 PM
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OUCH, brings back memories when i used to get soap down there, when i was showering... OUCH... dont do it!!
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:42 PM
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OUCH, brings back memories when i used to get soap down there, when i was showering... OUCH... dont do it!!

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Jesus how did you manage that
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:42 PM
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the fact that you chose a poker forum

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ummmmmmm
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:44 PM
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In all seriousness. Stop worrying. You'll be fine.

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Thank you

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I like this, some guy whose never met you or your bitch tells you you’ll be okay, and you believe him. Look, if you're really worried get tested, if not, don't- either way stfu.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:45 PM
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If anything this shows the total and utter failure of our high school sex ed programs.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:45 PM
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your a bad person
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:45 PM
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OUCH, brings back memories when i used to get soap down there, when i was showering... OUCH... dont do it!!

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Jesus how did you manage that

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Are you this guy ? Do you not wash your genitals?
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