Which is the more acceptable gift for me?

[pokerdirty]

A good friend of mine has been studying in Bangkok for the past 3 months. When I tell him he must bring me back a gift, here is the ensuing conversation:

<font color="blue">friend:</font> Hey, if I get a ping pong ball that a stripper shot out of her pussy--would that be an acceptable gift?
<font color="red">P.Dirty:</font> does she have an std?
<font color="blue">friend:</font> Or are you not going to settle unless it's a dart she shot out that hit a balloon 10 feet away?
<font color="red">P.Dirty:</font> i call BS on that one
<font color="blue">friend:</font> !!! I have seen it.
<font color="blue">friend:</font> Wait till I tell you what has hit me.

So, which would you rather have?

[henrikrh]

I'd rather have the ping pong ball. <font color="white"> and an end to all retarded posts. </font>

[einbert]

I play ping pong all the time but I'm not a big fan of darts. So the ping pong ball has a lot more utility for me.

[dblgutshot]

Easy question. Ping pong, because it fits in your mouth.