I wish all my breakups ended this way

fyodor · #1 12-09-2005, 12:47 PM

When my long time gf left me several years ago I went out with her best friend that night. We ended up sleeping together. That's not even the story I meant to tell but that was a good way to end that relationship too now that I think about it.

Anyhow the best friend got it in to her head that we were going to hook up permanently. I just wanted something to bang for awhile. After a cpl. months I let her know the relationship was going nowhere and she started to cry. I didn't see her for a few weeks.

Eventually we hooked up again and I abused her for another few months. She started to get on my nerves moving her toothbrush and [censored] into my apt. When I would come home from work she was already there. I made her cry again and never saw her for a cpl. months.

We eventually got together again and did the whole trip one more time. I think I dumped her 4 times total but she claimed it was 5. Anyhow I finally get it in my head that because she was so in love with me and she was so great in bed that she might be worth spending a life with.

This time she wants to talk first though. She wants to see that I have changed. We have some "meetings". I decide I haven't changed and I remember why I dumped her the first 4 or 5 times. At a dinner meeting one night I tell her I can't go through with it. Sorry. Good thing we didn't sleep together this time out.

I drive her home and walk her to her door and she says I am not getting away so easy. She insists I come upstairs and have at her one more time. I do. It is most satisfying. Middle of the night I get up to go and she says 'wtf? where are you going?' I say I am not spending the night. It's over.

As I step out in the hallway she says "I didn't cum" and slams the door in my face. I am standing there and I grin and think "too bad. I did"

4_2_it · #2 12-09-2005, 12:50 PM

Blatant brag post with no pictures = vote for *

fyodor · #3 12-09-2005, 12:59 PM

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Blatant brag post

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Like 4 out of 5 posts in this forum.

btw I had video but deleted it as I promised her. I'm not that much of a dick.

jackdaniels · #4 12-09-2005, 01:12 PM

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As I step out in the hallway she says "I didn't cum" and slams the door in my face. I am standing there and I grin and think "too bad. I did"

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Gold!

Jules22 · #5 12-09-2005, 02:52 PM

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Blatant brag post with no pictures = vote for *

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Goodnews · #6 12-09-2005, 03:22 PM

would have definitely been in competition for dickest move ever, right up there with [censored]'s murder.

Alobar · #7 12-09-2005, 03:30 PM

It sounds like you are trying brag, but you come off looking like a total lame douchebag here, which isnt really something to brag about.

4_2_it · #8 12-09-2005, 04:13 PM

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btw I had video but deleted it as I promised her. I'm not that much of a dick.

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Why would you ever consider destroying this [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Weak sauce

The Truth · #9 12-09-2005, 07:25 PM

I found the post amusing. Was a semi-brag post, but I feel there was content. It is hard to tell a story like this without it looking like a brag post.

I think you did ok.

blake

[censored] · #10 12-09-2005, 07:27 PM

ehhh, I've heard so many similar stories it's cliche at this point. Especially the part about cumming. I mean listen to any stand up routine for 5 minutes and your bound to hear one version of another of the same thing.