How many of you KNOW that ALL the online sites have BOTs playing - Page 2

Photoc · #11 11-23-2005, 02:40 AM

It only took him 3 posts and he's probably going to get banned.

Not quite a record, but close enough.
There are so many morons, so little time to kick them in the [censored].

Brice · #12 11-23-2005, 03:10 AM

His [censored] is +EV for women.

DonkAlert · #13 11-23-2005, 03:12 AM

But talking about someone else's [censored] is definately - EV

MicroBob · #14 11-23-2005, 03:24 AM

Lets talk about my [censored] then:

Sunday I had a rec-league soccer-playoff game (we lost a heart-breaker 3-2 with less than a minute left).

Early in the 2nd half one of their guys blasted a shot from point-blank range right into my [censored].
This hurt...well...a lot. I almost vomited as was a little teary from the pain.
This was the most I had ever hurt from a [censored]-shot.

Couple days later and thankfully I'm fine.
It could have been a lot worse (later in the game, one of our guys took an awkward fall and seperated his shoulder. He was in a TON of pain and was taken off in an ambulance).

I saw a minor-league baseball game in 1995 where a catcher took a foul-tip in the [censored] and he had to be taken to the hospital.
3 or 4 days later he was still extremely badly swollen and could barely walk.

BTW - I feel zero guilt for delving into a completely non-poker related topic...as the original topic was retarded and uninteresting and I think many agree that talking about our [censored] is far more interesting.

TCBSTEVE · #15 11-23-2005, 03:49 AM

Can't do anything right. Probably measuring from his [censored].

Benoit · #16 11-23-2005, 04:09 AM

Sorry was that you I kept beating up on tonight? Sorry I ignored you after you started whining.

SoftcoreRevolt · #17 11-23-2005, 04:12 AM

Pretty sure I'm the only one on this forum with a 14 inch [censored] buddy.

TCBSTEVE · #18 11-23-2005, 04:22 AM

I'd say he's probaly got a set of 5's - 5 teeth, 5th grade education, and a 5 inch [censored].

LoveDub · #19 11-23-2005, 04:59 AM

[ QUOTE ]

There are so many morons, so little time to kick them in the [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]

And so few of them with [censored]...

jrz1972 · #20 11-23-2005, 08:54 AM

Somebody should change the thread title to "Edited by [censored]" the better to describe the contents within.