How much to be an assassin?

[jokerthief]

$12

[Luzion]

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I would feel guilty, sure. I don't understand why I should feel worse for killing a little kid than a grown man, however. I never understood that.

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Im just asking from the viewpoint of this being our first kill, so the guilt may play a bigger factor. You are right of course, if you have already decided to kill someone, then you shouldnt be too worried about something as small as guilt.

And boy, if you cant figure out why you are "supposed" to feel more guilty for killing a kid instead of a grown man then maybe you really have it in you! Even Tony Montana couldnt handle blowing up that car with the wife and kids in it.

[ScottyP431]

I think there is a linear relationship between how much money would it take to kill someone, and how annoying/infuriating they are. It's a tough one for grannie because senior citizens, though slow and a danger behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. As for a blanket price to kill someone, i would say whatever amount of money would allow me to fill a king sized bed with 100's to a height of around 10 inches, so i could then swim around in it saying "oh yes, kyles money, awesome". This price could easily be reduced if the mark in question:

-used the term "chillax"
-drove the speed limit in the fast lane
-watched the OC
-made horrible trades in online monopoly allowing the person clearly in last place to leap frog and win the game
-frequently displayed their "freestyle rap" skills while drunk and uninvited at my apartment
-preferred friends to seinfeld
-has ever said "the book was better" in response to the question, have you seen "x movie"
-has read a Harry potter book while they were an age >12
-was a female friend who frequently leans on you/holds your arm or hand/sits on your lap when you are talking to another girl, but wont take one for the team herself

If the person in question did any of those, and i was assured to get away with it, i would ask for gas money.. but not require it

[siccjay]

Awesome post. A+

[ucfryan]

Wouldn't do it for all the money in the world.

[fimbulwinter]

this post, minus the intro, made this thread worth reading.

fim

[Escape]

Old woman: 15k
Kids: Fun.

[CCass]

Private Joker - "How can you shoot women and children?"
Door Gunner - "Easy, you don't lead 'em so much (laughs)ain't war hell?"

[tolbiny]

No greater good here? with that kind of cash you could prevent hndreds of murders/deaths.

[BeerMoney]

This is the best post I've read on 2+2 in a while.

Mike, I wouldn't kill someone for any amount of $$.

I'm not going to say the guilt would overwhelm me, but it could. I would never ever risk spending a lifetime in jail either. There's no price that makes that punishment worth it.

You suck.

Beer$$