Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule

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One semi-old guy said "my credit card was stolen, but I didn't report it. They were spending less than my wife." His timing and tone were spot-on.

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After a dinner show in LV. Men's room is packed. I'm standing there doin' my bidnez. Lot of loud sighing and usual comments and joking from guys with full bladders.

One guy sez, "Damn, that feels better than fu**in'." Couple of guys chuckle.

Men's room attendant pipes in, "Man, either you don't know nothin' 'bout fu**in', or I don't nothin' 'bout pissin'."

Room cracked up. I doubled over. Good thing I'd just finished.

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hahahhaahahaha

I did just spit beer out of my mouth. Does that count?

By the way I'm proud that this is my first post ever. Bryan Devonshire, regular at 15/30 canterbury, online bsdevonshire

Devo

[brettbrettr]

Brilliant.

Funny one I heard is on a QQQ flop, a 65ish year old man says, "I haven't seen that much pussy in a year."

Overheard at the B as a man left the 30 game talking on his cell:

"Man, the things they did to me tonight should never be done to any human being alive."

Bryan

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After a dinner show in LV. Men's room is packed. I'm standing there doin' my bidnez. Lot of loud sighing and usual comments and joking from guys with full bladders.

One guy sez, "Damn, that feels better than fu**in'." Couple of guys chuckle.

Men's room attendant pipes in, "Man, either you don't know nothin' 'bout fu**in', or I don't nothin' 'bout pissin'."

Room cracked up. I doubled over. Good thing I'd just finished.

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Now, that is comedy! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]