Tails

[jakethebake]

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I would like someone to tell me how far back in our evolutionary past that our tails went away. Also, it would be cool if he (or anyone else) would guess why they went away.

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Jesus hates you.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Where exactly are you packing this tail?

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Three-legged jeans - not any dumber than stonewash!

[heavybody]

I like womens bodies so rather than a tail I would rather have a hot woman's body.

[jakethebake]

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I like womens bodies so rather than a tail I would rather have a hot woman's body.

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a hot woman's body would look very odd attached to your ass.

[sexypanda]

Sitting wouldn't be as much fun.

[ethan]

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if i was gonna have a tail it would look like this:



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No way youre getting laid with that thing,,,

peace

john nickle

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[TheMainEvent]

I heard an interview with Chris Pontius (from Jackass) and the question was something like "If you had one wish what would it be?" He said he would wish for a prehensile penis. That's about as good an answer there is for that question.

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This is called a prehensile tail and I've dreamed of having one for as long as I can remember.

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