What NOT To Say

[Rushmore]

I would like to suggest that the world would be a much better place if the following phrases were never used again:

"That's what I'm talkin' about!!" (Who gives a sh*t what you're talkin about??!)

"I was in a really dark place" (Is this the same as saying "I really didn't feel very well?")

Anything with the word "Da" in it--"Da Man," "Da Doggpound," etc. (Unless you want to sound like an absolute imbecile).

"Don't go there." (Ok, I'll stay away from "there." Could I just hang out "here" instead, then? Ok, great.)

"Wooooooooooooooo! Wooooooooooooo!" (It's not necessary to proclaim your solidarity with the other monkeys. They already know you're one of them.)

"That's gay." (Yes, it's been discussed before, but stop saying it, anyway, because you sound ignorant when you say it, and you're still trying to hide that, right?).

"Oh no, you didn't!" (Sure, I did.)

While we're on the subject, pull your pants up and shave that stupid "soul patch" off. You've never been in prison and had your belt taken away from you, and you have about as much "soul" as Ben Stein. And don't make that "call me" sign with your thumb and pinky, or use the same as a sort of a surfer gang sign thing. That's dumb.

Damn, I'm in a bad mood.

[ClaytonN]

Cat pissed in your cheerios?

[gorie]

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I would like to suggest that the world would be a much better place if the following phrase were never used again: Who gives a sh*t what you're talkin about??!

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[Rushmore]

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Cat pissed in your cheerios?

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Exactly. I mean, I'm hung over, my right eye hurts for some reason, I'm in the middle of a 90 bb downswing, and there's some entertainment portion of the news talking about some really abject sh*t.

Which reminds me of an addition to my list:

"Bling."

Holy sh*t, I heard freakin Diane Sawyer say this the other night, referring to Sam Donaldson's shoes or something. Christ almighty, stop already!

[Rushmore]

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I would like to suggest that the world would be a much better place if the following phrase were never used again: Who gives a sh*t what you're talkin about??!


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That's very clever, and quite probably well-deserved.

[theredpill6]

Is that you in your avatar ? You look horrible. You need some sleep and you need to sober up.

[Rushmore]

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Is that you in your avatar ? You look horrible. You need some sleep and you need to sober up.

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No, it's not me; I can only WISH I felt as good as Shane looks in this picture.

I really shouldn't hurt myself so bad.

[The Truth]

Good post, I feel the rage.

But to be more optimistic:

Phrases that should be used more often:

1. ?

[Brainwalter]

George Carlin you are not.

[shadow29]

"Don't go there."

This phrase has some acceptable uses.

"I'm going to Sudan tommorrow."

"Don't go there."

But I think I'm just being a nit.