What NOT To Say

[jason_t]

The first seven weren't funny so I couldn't be bothered with the rest.

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This is kind of random and nitty, but when sportscasters say, "Ten second differential between the shot clock and the game clock," it makes me want to rape their unborn children.

IT'S NOT CALCULUS! IT'S BASKETBALL! IT'S SUBTRACTION! THE DIFFERENCE, GODDAMMIT!

Sorry.

NT

[EliteNinja]

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This is kind of random and nitty, but when sportscasters say, "Ten second differential between the shot clock and the game clock," it makes me want to rape their unborn children.

IT'S NOT CALCULUS! IT'S BASKETBALL! IT'S SUBTRACTION! THE DIFFERENCE, GODDAMMIT!

Sorry.

NT

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Agreed.

WimbleDON. Not WimbleTON!!!

Pwnage!

[TwiceShotPhil]

These are phrases I wish I heard more often:

1. You win.
2. I always cap with suited connectors preflop against just one person.
3. Hey! How do you play this game anyway?
4. Man, am I ever drunk...

(Currently in a 68 BB slump... might die soon.)

[TwiceShotPhil]

Kwtwa? If not, ignore.

[The Stranger]

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I would like to suggest that the world would be a much better place if the following phrases were never used again:

"Wooooooooooooooo! Wooooooooooooo!" (It's not necessary to proclaim your solidarity with the other monkeys. They already know you're one of them.)

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I totally disagree.



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this man disagrees too:

[A_C_Slater]

How about....

"Ya heard"

Or

"Holler"

[tbach24]

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Unfortunately, typing this is awesome. It's the ultimate way to celebrate. For example, when Ron Villone got the win today, and I noticed that Dustin Hermanson got the loss, I IMed my friend "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO" followed by "LP: Dustin Hermanson" and "WP: Ron Villone"

[tbach24]

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How about....

"Ya heard"

Or

"Holler"

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Wow, what loser says holler? It's holla.

[Clarkmeister]

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I would like to suggest...

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Who gives a sh*t

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My thoughts exactly.