PokerFink says HEEEHAWWW

PokerFink · #1 10-20-2005, 01:13 AM

Sometimes I think when you verbalize your own stupidity, it forces you to realize that you're an idiot and that you need to learn from it. Or maybe I just feel like torturing myself for your pleasure.

Here goes...

(And yes, I lost every one of these pots)

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) converter

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($125.90)
UTG ($48.60)
MP ($65)
CO ($132.10)
Button ($90.75)
Hero ($99)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, CO calls $1, Button calls $1, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, UTG calls $5, CO calls $5, Button folds.

Flop: ($20) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($20) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $19, UTG calls $19, CO folds.

River: ($58) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $13, UTG calls $13.

Final Pot: $84

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) converter

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($115.95)
Hero ($200)
UTG ($229.40)
MP ($201.75)
Button ($109.95)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
3 folds, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($4) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB calls $4.

Turn: ($12) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $10, SB raises to $20, Hero raises to $60, SB raises to $109.95, Hero calls $49.95.

River: ($231.90) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $231.90

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) converter

saw flop|saw showdown

MP ($95.30)
Hero ($311.25)
SB ($200)
BB ($218.80)
UTG ($268.10)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $2, Hero raises to $10, 2 folds, MP calls $8.

Flop: ($23) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $15, MP calls $15.

Turn: ($53) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP checks, Hero checks.

River: ($53) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $26, Hero calls $26.

Final Pot: $105

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) converter

saw flop|saw showdown

CO ($198)
Hero ($94.90)
SB ($200.15)
BB ($155.15)
UTG ($220.50)
MP ($322.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, CO raises to $10, Hero calls $10, 1 fold, BB calls $8, UTG calls $8.

Flop: ($41) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB bets $2, UTG raises to $15, CO folds, Hero calls $15, BB folds.

Turn: ($73) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($73) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $40, UTG calls $40.

Final Pot: $153

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) converter

saw flop|saw showdown

MP ($221.90)
Hero ($83.05)
SB ($227.40)
BB ($145.60)
UTG ($109.95)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, BB calls $4.

Flop: ($13) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($13) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BB raises to $16, Hero calls $10.

River: ($45) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $32, Hero calls $32.

Final Pot: $109

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