Russians & Vodka

theBruiser500 · #1 10-26-2005, 01:52 PM

Two Russians are sitting, pouring glasses of vodka and drinking in silence. After three or four of these one Russian says: "So, Tovarich, how are you?" The other replies gruffly: "Did you come to drink, or to make a speech?"

joshman1204 · #2 10-26-2005, 01:53 PM

worthless!

theBruiser500 · #3 10-26-2005, 01:56 PM

During the Communist era Hungarians specialized in anti-Soviet jokes, delivered with a glance over the shoulder. One had Brezhnev, the Soviet leader, surveying the misery of the Russian people and asking the Hungarian prime minister why the Hungarians were so happy.
"It's Eckstein," he was told.
"Eckstein?"
"Yes. Eckstein is a comedian. he tells jokes and makes Hungarians laugh."
"Send Eckstein to Moscow," growled Brezhnev. When Eckstein arrived, Brezhnev told him he would give him som background, "We have had a socialist paradise in the Soviet Union for thirty years longer than Hungary."
Eckstein interrupted, "Who is telling the jokes? You or me?"

Now there is a new joke, told by unemployed factory workers in the former Communist countries of Eastern Europe: the worst thing about Communism is Post-Communism.

joshman1204 · #4 10-26-2005, 01:58 PM

I guess I just dont care enough about political BS for this to be funny.

DrSavage · #5 10-26-2005, 01:58 PM

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Sightless · #6 10-26-2005, 02:07 PM

As A russian, I dont find any of these remotly amusing 0:

#7 10-26-2005, 02:11 PM

Smirnoff sucks

joshman1204 · #8 10-26-2005, 02:14 PM

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FYP

Shajen · #9 10-26-2005, 02:15 PM

This old couple's sitting on their front porch rocking one morning, she says to him, "Do you remember what we were doing 50 years ago this morning?" "Yes," he replies, "We was eating breakfast in the nude." "That's right," she says, "Lets do it again and see if we can re-kindle some of those old feelings?" "OK, "he agrees.

Later, as they were eating, she says "Pa. I think it's working. My tits are as warm for you now as they ever were." "Well, they ought to be," he says. "You got one tit hanging in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal."

DrSavage · #10 10-26-2005, 02:18 PM

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I'm a Russian too, and Bruiser is being highly retarded talking about things he has no clue about.