Russians & Vodka

[asofel]

A good friend of mine is Russian and would often tell me jokes sent to him by his mother. I soon learned that mothers-in-law were often the butt of many a good Russian joke. Someone here can surely save this thread with a good authentic joke?

just talked to that friend of mine. Here's an example of the common mother-in-law theme that americans aren't used to:

So this russian friend of mine was telling me Australia is a great country: 'there are beaches for the kids, shopping for the wife, and great whites for the mother-in-law.

[Blarg]

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As A russian, I dont find any of these remotly amusing 0:

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I'm a Russian too, and Bruiser is being highly retarded talking about things he has no clue about.

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How the hell did Russians get so touchy? I thought you guys were supposed to be tough.

[arod15]

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worthless!

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[PoBoy321]

Does this mean that Bruiser is gonna get [censored]?

[Sightless]

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As A russian, I dont find any of these remotly amusing 0:

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I'm a Russian too, and Bruiser is being highly retarded talking about things he has no clue about.

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How the hell did Russians get so touchy? I thought you guys were supposed to be tough.

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What does being touchy have to do with a joke being retarted?

[Blarg]

Being offended by it, clearly. This needs no explanation.

[TimM]

Here, go nuts:

One Hundred Russian Jokes

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Two brothers, John, and Bob, who lived in America and were members of the communist party, decided to emigrate to the USSR. Even though they didn't believe the American media's negative reports on the conditions in the USSR, they decided to exercise caution. First, only John would go to Russia to test the waters. If, contrary to the media reports, the living conditions would be found good, and the reports about persecutions by the KGB false, than John would write a letter to Bob using black ink whose color would signify that the letter is to be taken at face value. If, though, the situation in the USSR happened to be bad, and John would be afraid of writing the truth, he would use red ink thus indicating that whatever he says in the letter must not be believed.

In three months John sent his first report. It was in black ink and read, "Dear brother Bob! I'm so happy here! It's a beautiful country, I enjoy complete freedom, and high standard of living. All the capitalist press wrote was lies. Everything is readily available! There is only one small thing of which there's shortage, namely red ink."


): very funny

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A mummy was found in Egypt. The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet advisor offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet advisor appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."

"How did you find out?"

"He confessed," the advisor said.

lol, very odd to read Russian Jokes in english

[Blarg]

Cute, I like it.

[DrunkHamster]

I have to say those are gold...

"This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “What will be the results of the next elections?”

We’re answering: “Nobody can tell.” Somebody has stolen yesterday the exact results of the next elections from the office of the Central Committee of the USSR.”