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Do you get this joke?
Descartes walks into a bar and orders a burger. The waitress asks him "do you want fries with that?". He replies, I think not, and *poof* he disappears.
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#2
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Re: Do you get this joke?
Isn't he the fellow who said, I think, therefore I am. IF he thinks not, therefore he is not
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Re: Do you get this joke?
he thinks, therefore he is......
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#4
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Re: Do you get this joke?
Excellent. Mega lol.
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Re: Do you get this joke?
Ridiculous scenario. No man in the history of the world has ever turned down fries with his burger. Only women do that, and only when dieting. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Re: Do you get this joke?
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Ridiculous scenario. No man in the history of the world has ever turned down fries with his burger. Only women do that, and only when dieting. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I only ever buy burgers, I never get the meal, although I will often get more than one burger. Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free, as my grandma says. |
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Only women do that, and only when dieting. [/ QUOTE ] And then they will pick at yours. Was Descartes also the origionator of 'Women. The rake of life' |
#8
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Re: Do you get this joke?
A group of men are taking in a forest with no women able to hear what they are saying. Are they still wrong?
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i dont find that funny
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I only ever buy burgers, I never get the meal, although I will often get more than one burger. Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free, as my grandma says. [/ QUOTE ] Painfully transparent attempt to defend the integrity of your joke. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] And, in the interests of full disclosure, I must admit that: 1. I am a woman and 2. I've done the "pick at the guy's fries" thing. Guilty as charged. |
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