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Intelligent falling - a new \'theory\' of gravity
low content but some of you guys might get a laugh.
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.p...e=4133&n=2 |
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Re: Intelligent falling - a new \'theory\' of gravity
I'm not surprised at all that this came out of Kansas.
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Re: Intelligent falling - a new \'theory\' of gravity
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I'm not surprised at all that this came out of Kansas. [/ QUOTE ] Hmmm...for those who don't know: http://www.theonion.com/?pre=1&issue= |
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Re: Intelligent falling - a new \'theory\' of gravity
Yeah, I know what the onion is...
Although it wouldn't surprise me too much if that was actually real. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Re: Intelligent falling - a new \'theory\' of gravity
You know what? That might be just what my unified field theory needs. What if instead of everything being Pulled they are really being Pushed?! I'll have to rework a few equations but I don't think it will be too much trouble at all. I wonder if I can get Mason to publish my results.
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Re: Intelligent falling - a new \'theory\' of gravity
The main thing is that not one reputable and accredited scientist has come out to defend the classical view of gravity.
This tells me that most of academia knows that it's hogwash and indefensible. |
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Re: Intelligent falling - a new \'theory\' of gravity
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The main thing is that not one reputable and accredited scientist has come out to defend the classical view of gravity. This tells me that most of academia knows that it's hogwash and indefensible. [/ QUOTE ] Quite logical, well done sir. Me, well I know it is hogwash because it is in THE ONION. However, it is also a clever and hilarious play on the new theory of creationism, "intelligent design." so ENJOY it you overanalytical snobs. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Re: Intelligent falling - a new \'theory\' of gravity
"But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus."
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHA |
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