the official bad beat and whining thread

[skipperbob]

1.) I'm stuck $8Mil (lifetime)
2.) I gave up on systems to beat Roulette
3.) I suck at SnG's
4.) My Son is smarter than I am
5.) I don't really give-a-rat's-ass if I get laid, or not [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
6.) Daliman gives me a headache
7.) My humor goes un-appreciated on 2+2
8.) Yugo "drops-in" after work
9.) I used to bet on "naked-by-Stateline" during my drives to Vegas; now it's "Bones-or-alone"
10.) I planned to live to be 60
11.) I can't figure-out how Zen beats me at a game where I'm (+)EV
12.) I'm thinking about giving a Tommy Bahama shirt to Beef
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[durron597]

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I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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THIS IS JUST TOO "F'ing" CUTE [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] 66's and Beef have the same birthday, are the same age, and neither one of these jerkoffs can get laid [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

And I Thought Yugo was the most pathetic piece of dog-doo I knew [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Wow, that really is an amazing coincidence. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[The Yugoslavian]

Beefy -

I thought your bad beat had to do with that conversation we had on AIM:

Yugo: u did skipper?...did he pay?!
JohnnyBeef: no i gave him a freebee

Yuck.

I mean Skipperbob is practically fossilized dude...c'mon.

Yugoslav

[durron597]

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People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers?

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I posted a runner runner flush...

[Melchiades]

Good, but still not that amazing. Didn't the guy have a gutshot as well? And he pushed. I prefer when they call with nothing and catch runner runner.

[junkmail3]

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People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers?

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In the hand I posted I flopped the second nuts (though vulnerable), by the end of the hand I had 0% chance of winning a showdown.

That's a pretty sick 'beat'.

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People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers?

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I posted a runner runner flush...

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Runner-runner flushes are positively mundane. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]


I couldn't find anything worse than 2-outer in a brief search, but I'm still fond of this one from last night (not really a bad beat, but still).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (6 handed) converter

BB (t1905)
UTG (t5605)
MP (t245)
Hero (t1395)
Button (t2215)
SB (t2135)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t300</font>, MP calls t245 (All-In), <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1395</font>, Button calls t1395, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t5605</font>, Button calls t820 (All-In).

Flop: (t9610) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t9610) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t9610) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t9610

Results below:
UTG has K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (one pair, kings).
MP has Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card, ace).
Hero has K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, aces and kings).
Button has J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, jacks).

Even more amusing was that UTG had his stack because his JJ had rivered a jack vs MPs AA on the hand right before this one.

[tripdad]

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I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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i beat you by 21 days

tripdad

Ok, here's my contribution to the thread.

Party Poker Pot-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Hero (t825)
UTG (t2920)
MP (t2565)
Button (t650)
SB (t1040)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls t100, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t400</font>, UTG calls t300, SB folds.

Flop: (t900) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets t100</font>, Hero raisess [t525] , UTG calls t325.

Turn: (t1325) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t1325) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t1325

Results
Hero has Js Jc (full house, kings full of jacks).
UTG has 7s Ks (four of a kind, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins t1325.

Notice it's pot limit. (yeah, bought in by accident).

I usually do my punch-the-wall manouver when something like this happens, but this time I was running well and this was just too amazing, so I just laughed.

Some MTT on Stars, we're ITM.

Hero: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Hero raises in MP, Button calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Hero bets, Button pushes, Hero calls

Button has: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]