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[slamdunkpro]

From one of the $500 buy in events at the US Poker Opens:

I’m sitting at a table near the high limit desk and it’s just after the first break. There is a 60’s + gentleman in the 7 or 8 seat and I’m in the 3 seat. Play is progressing when this guy gets a strange look on his face for a second, then goes back to normal. Suddenly the foulest stench imaginable is in the air. I don’t know if this guy crapped his pants or just let the world’s worst fart but the next thing you know that end of the table and the dealer jump up and start backing away. The floor comes over to see what the problem is and he starts gagging. At this point not only our table but the tables around us are fleeing the odor. They actually stopped the tournament clock for about 5 minuets to allow the air to clear.

When play resumes the floor walks by and simply states “Buffet fart”