BedTime

HoldEm_Hero · #1 06-16-2005, 11:04 PM

I'm laying in bed next to my beauiful wife and healthy 3 month year old son, could life get much sweeter? Life gave me lemonade, I just added sugar. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

tworooks · #2 06-16-2005, 11:06 PM

you definitely need a bedside churro machine

istewart · #3 06-16-2005, 11:07 PM

So, you're actually gay, and you were disowned by your parents, but you ordered your boyfriend Max to get a sex change operation, and then adopted a Chinese baby named Wang?

At least, that's my guess for the lemonade.

tbach24 · #4 06-16-2005, 11:07 PM

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Don't forget a slurpee machine. That is essentail.

HoldEm_Hero · #5 06-16-2005, 11:07 PM

Noted

jakethebake · #6 06-16-2005, 11:07 PM

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i have no idea why this is funny , but it's hilarious.

PoBoy321 · #7 06-16-2005, 11:08 PM

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I'm laying in bed next to my beauiful wife and healthy 3 month year old son

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OK, first I was gonna say something like "you make me sick," but then I realized that "month year old" doesn't make sense, so you're clearly insane and can't be held accountable for your actions.

stankybank · #8 06-16-2005, 11:13 PM

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I'm laying in bed next to my beauiful wife... could life get much sweeter?

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Yes. Stick it in her pooper! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

HoldEm_Hero · #9 06-16-2005, 11:14 PM

Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.

JD

stankybank · #10 06-16-2005, 11:16 PM

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Just tried to share a litle bit of my bliss with some OOT friends. Once again though you have cheapened my moment with middle school remarks. Thanks.

JD

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so.....................

you're not gonna stick it in her pooper?!?!?!