what is the best insult?

[jakethebake]

You're Dead.

[WEASEL45]

your mamas an astronaut

[etgryphon]

Alright I have to tell this story about this guy I knew. The best set of insults I've ever been in the present of knowing:

Setup:

The friend is a short dude in a beatup import car pulls up to a light. Three guys roll up in a Camero and the driver has his window rolled down and look over at my friend's car and laughs and leans over and says something to his friend.

He then turns to my friend and says, "Hey I think my mother would love a car like yours."

Friend, looks puzzled, says, "I don't know let me ask her..." He then looks down at his crotch as if the Camero guys mom is giving him head and says, "Did you hear that? What do you think about my car?"

My friend looks up and says, "I'm sorry I can't understand her when her mouth is full."

Light turns green. He slowly pulls away.

I thought I was going to piss my pants.

-Gryph

[SippinSoma]

Awesome.

[TMFS9]

You play baseball like a girl.

[jnalpak]

jerk store

[Pocket Trips]

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You're Dead.

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damn you Jake... I was reading all responses b4 i posted this b/c it was the 1st thing that came to mind.. oh well I guess GMTA.

best insult to a g/f or wife.... shut your SUCKHOLE !!

[Bump-en-Stein]

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"Well the jerk store called, and they're runnin' out of you!"

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A variation:

Evan, the hot tub called, and its missing a shrimp.

[Bump-en-Stein]

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You play baseball like a girl.

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In San Francisco its: "You suck cock like a girl."

[Phoenix1010]

Yo mama. Unbeatable comeback.