Bots? You decide.

[Gramps]

[ QUOTE ]
EZMILLIONS: I am not a bot I am a real person
LimeHouseII: oh yeah?
LimeHouseII: prove it ro-bot!
LimeHouseII: answer me this......why?
E22A14: see, unless its a generic sentence he doesn't talk
E22A14: i read an article about bots like EZ last week
E22A14: and this is what they said they would do
EZMILLIONS: I am not a bot I am a real person
Atropo: where ya from EZ?
LimeHouseII: lol
EZMILLIONS: I am from New Jersey
LimeHouseII: all the latest models are....
krow73: biznatchy , where are you from
E22A14: you should be more worried about EZ than him
EZMILLIONS: Hello
E22A14: EZ, what's the weather like today?
EZMILLIONS: Hello
Atropo: lol
E22A14: ugh, see?
LimeHouseII: wow

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That's just f-ing hilarious at the end. His humor at the end demonstrates a level of thinking (and on the spot) that you'd expect from a top notch poker player. Always one step ahead of your opponent. I vote it's a human 100% of the time.

[surfdoc]

Funny stuff.

Along the same lines, my curiosity extends to Liverchop. Nobody around here ever mentions this guy but he is on top of the money list in my VERY large database and its not even close. Anyone got info on this guy? Is this a 2+2er?

[fsuplayer]

[ QUOTE ]
Funny stuff.

Along the same lines, my curiosity extends to Liverchop. Nobody around here ever mentions this guy but he is on top of the money list in my VERY large database and its not even close. Anyone got info on this guy? Is this a 2+2er?

[/ QUOTE ]

that guy is as solid as they come.

[stoxtrader]

this one is always a favorite of mine.

/initiating chat sequence/

hello?

EZmillions? hahahahah, who comes up with a clever name and then uses all caps for it?

[CORed]

I think he's a human and he's just messing with everyone. My standard reply when I'm asked if I'm a bot (and it's happened a few times) is "I'm programmed to say no". I often don't reply to chat because I don't always have time to do so while playig 4 tables.

[CORed]

Oh, come on now. Everyone knows that real bots speak hexadecimal.
Say 1768C47

[ojsdaman]

see the problem is that there is no way to prove a bot, and almost no way to stop them..

[rdu $teve]

[ QUOTE ]
I think having a bot respond to certain phrases with "FU" or "STFU" would be hugely +EV. Even if it doesn't totally make sense in context, you can't really conclude anything from this, especially if the bot mixes up about ten different insults.

-Michael

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Gotta mix in some weird stuff when you win a pot
-I like tacos (of MicroBob fame)
-All your chips are belong to us
-SHIP IT
-Thanks for the cheeseburgers
-next case (for all you tilt fans)
-I have xxxxxxxxx (where xxxx is whatever your hand is, like saying it when you play B&M)
-Did I win that hand?
-stack growing = good
-easy money