20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick to work

[steelcmg]

This is posted on MSNs homepage. I thought i was kinda funny i doubt any of them would work tho.
I was sprayed by a skunk.

I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.

My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.

I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.

I forgot to come back to work after lunch.

I couldn't find my shoes.

I hurt myself bowling.

I was spit on by a venomous snake.

I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.

A hitman was looking for me.

My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.

I eloped.

My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.

My cat unplugged my alarm clock.

I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.

I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.

I forgot what day of the week it was.

Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.

A tree fell on my car.

My monkey died.

[benfranklin]

I have to pick up my uncle at the airport. He has 2 suitcases and only 1 arm.

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[Shajen]

My personal favorite:

Anal Glaucoma.

"I couldn't see my ass coming in to work today"

[DukeSucks]

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I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.

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I used to work with a girl that actually called in because there were cows in her driveway blocking her car when it was time for her to leave.
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[wrto4556]

"i cut my balls shaving"

[steelcmg]

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"i cut my balls shaving"

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[wrto4556]

"i locked myself in my car"

[codewarrior]

The skunk one is a legitimate concern in NE Ohio.

I was in a plane crash, my whole family was killed and I’m paralyzed from the neck down. I’ll be in tomorrow.