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Old 10-22-2005, 05:29 AM
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Default Weird problem... common fess up, I can\'t be alone.

Ok i'm not sure if this is normal because frankly i've always been embarassed to ask friends. When i'm at the computer sometimes, or on some days in general my butt just is really moist as though it's sweating.. when it may not even be hot. It will make my underwear very damp. Wtf is this all about?

Also the second problem is that my balls get really smelly... is this normal? Like if i don't take a shower for 3 days (i really avoid doing this but we've all done it before) my balls will just wreak. I'll be sitting at the computer and can smell them. With pants on I can't but with underwear on the smell is prevalent. It smells like... I don't know, you guys know, the ball area is like its own armpit. Like if i take my index finger and whipe it under my testicles and smell it, it's the worst smell ever. This is OOT so i'm expecting moronic flames, go for it, but this thread is a legitimate question. For all I know this could be very normal.
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Old 10-22-2005, 05:30 AM
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You might not be alone, but I'm not with you.
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Old 10-22-2005, 05:50 AM
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Wow. Ok...serious advice. You might try buying a chair with a more breathable seat - the Aeron's expensive but it might help. Are you particularly overweight? That might be part of the problem.

And if your balls smell awful after 3 days without showering, don't go 3 days without showering.
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Old 10-22-2005, 06:07 AM
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My house has a shower so I'm not really feeling you.
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Old 10-22-2005, 06:11 AM
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Old 10-22-2005, 06:14 AM
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Are you constantly masturbating?

Thats is the only time that i've noticeed this phenomenon
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Old 10-22-2005, 06:16 AM
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Old 10-22-2005, 06:25 AM
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First of all, I've played the 22's with you alot.....and I really don't like the idea of playing against ass-sweat and ball stench.

But nevertheless...

The ass sweating thing, I have no idea about. In all seriousness, are you maybe overweight a bit? I found myself sweating in all sorts of odd situations when I was about 20-30 pounds overweight. When I lost the weight, I didn't sweat as much.

As for the general ball smelliness (and "under the ball" wreaking)...you may have jock itch or something like it. If you suspect this, try the following...

When you take a shower, wash with soap on the area that smells horribly awful. With the soap that you've lathered up down there still on your fingers, smell your fingers. If you smell more disgusting-ness than you do soap, you probably have a problem for Tinactin. If this is the case...

1) Wash thoroughly
2) Dry completely (and give yourself another 5-10 mins. to make sure it's totally dry...wetness is the problem)
3) Spray Tinactin on the infected/smelly area
4) Be prepared for it to hurt...about ten seconds after spraying, it will not feel pleasant
5) I can't stress this enough...repeat this process EVERY DAY. DO NOT SKIP TWO OR THREE DAYS WITHOUT SHOWERING OR TREATING.

This will rid you of the ballsmell. As for the asssweat, you're on your own.
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Old 10-22-2005, 07:04 AM
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Ha Ha!
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Old 10-22-2005, 07:38 AM
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