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Old 09-22-2005, 06:07 PM
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Default Mathematical proof that women are evil

The two factors of women are time and money, thus

Women = time x $.

We all are aware that time equals money

time = $

Mathematically, the equivalent statement can be made:

Women = $ x $

or

Women = $^2

Money is known to be the root of all evil, therefore

$ = sqrt(evil)

the mathematical equvalent would be:

Women = (sqrt(evil))^2

or

Women = evil
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Old 09-22-2005, 06:41 PM
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Default Re: Mathematical proof that women are evil

i remember seeing that in 5th grade..sounds like Newton to me
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Old 09-23-2005, 05:40 AM
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Default Re: Mathematical proof that women are evil

Yes, you can "prove" all sorts of things if you assign mathematical values to cliches and random thoughts.
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Old 09-23-2005, 05:48 AM
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Default Re: Mathematical proof that women are evil

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Yes, you can "prove" all sorts of things if you assign mathematical values to cliches and random thoughts.

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Yep i just mathematically proved that you have a hair up your ass about this. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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