What is this game called?

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Once again, I need OOT's help to settle an argument.
Earlier today, I was involved in a discussion with 4 of my friends. We were reminiscing about a game that we all played as kids, and that I assume that most of you have as well.

For those who haven't, it is a simple game played with a football, with any number of players, every-man-for-himself, basically with the goal of beating the [censored] out of whoever has the ball. In the most popular version, when you are tackled, you have to throw the ball into the air, and someone else takes over.

Amazingly, between the 5 of us, we each referred to the game by a different name.

[PokerFink]

Commonly played in my elementary school days. We called it "Kill the Cow."

Where the name came from, I have no idea.

[siccjay]

Smeer the queer.

We called it Kill the 'Guy' with the Ball.

[Ulysses]

That game is Smear the Queer. Period.

Smear the Queer, but not with a football. Usually with a hackey sack or something. very fun [censored].

[Ulysses]

BTW, the guy who calls it "Fumbly Wumbly" probably isn't a big fan of the game's real name.

[HopeydaFish]

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Smeer the queer.

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Isn't that also called a Cleveland Steamer?

[B00T]

Whoever said the name of the game was Fumbly Wumbly needs to be taken into an alley and beaten by the rest of you.

[Ulysses]

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Smear the Queer, but not with a football. Usually with a hackey sack or something. very fun [censored].

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Of course w/ a football. Jesus, what the f is wrong w/ all you kids. No wonder you guys are scared of mice like little bitches.