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#111
05-01-2005, 09:10 AM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
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Line delivered by Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller), arguably my favorite character on the show. [/ QUOTE ] That's weird-you don't know who your own favorite character is? Or do other people argue about it? 
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#112
07-29-2005, 02:29 AM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
These pretzels are making me thirsty
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#113
07-29-2005, 03:21 AM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
Kramer: "I'm out!"
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#115
07-29-2005, 04:18 AM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
(At the car rental agency, where Jerry is informed that the midsize he had reserved is not available, and finally settles on a compact)
Agent: We have a blue Ford Escort for you, Mr. Seinfeld. Will you need our insurance? Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am going to beat the heck out of this car.
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#116
07-29-2005, 04:25 AM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
"GET OUT!" -Elaine
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#118
07-29-2005, 05:44 AM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
Kramer(in a sauna): it's like a sauna in here
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#119
07-29-2005, 06:38 AM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
Elaine: Oh. So, you're pretty religious?
Puddy: That's right. Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious? Puddy: Not for me. Elaine: Why not? Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell. Later Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that? Puddy: Gonna be rough. Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell. FATHER CURTIS: Let me see if I understand this. You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell. And you feel that she's too bossy. ELAINE & PUDDY: Yeah, that's right. FATHER CURTIS: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples have difficulty-- ELAINE (Interrupting) Woah, woah, woah! No one's getting married here. FATHER CURTIS: You aren't? PUDDY: No. ELAINE: We're just, you know, having a good time. FATHER CURTIS: Oh, well then it's simple. You're both going to hell. PUDDY: No way, this is bogus, man!
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#120
07-29-2005, 08:06 AM
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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
Clint Howard in the back of the cop car saying Ann Landers sucks when Jerry asks how much to tip a bellhop.
"You've never slipped one past the goalie?" "That's a Shame." "I come up the stairs and find you treating your body like it's some kind of amusement park!" "You were making out during Schindler's List?"
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