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Old 02-22-2005, 04:26 PM
nbake nbake is offline
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Default Need some smartasses for a good quip to give party

I'm closing my party account to start a new one for rakeback purposes. They want to know why I'm leaving. What should I tell them?
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Old 02-22-2005, 04:29 PM
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Default Re: Need some smartasses for a good quip to give party

That you know which forum this belongs in?
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Old 02-22-2005, 04:34 PM
nbake nbake is offline
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Default Re: Need some smartasses for a good quip to give party

I don't want to know what some random dudes think...I would rather have responses from you guys.
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Old 02-22-2005, 04:35 PM
usmfan usmfan is offline
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Default Re: Need some smartasses for a good quip to give party

You can let them know that your pattern mapper indicates that conditions are unfavorable for the foreseeable future.
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Old 02-22-2005, 04:37 PM
SQUi5HiiFiSH SQUi5HiiFiSH is offline
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Default Re: Need some smartasses for a good quip to give party

i did this before.. i just said "for personal reasons"
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:00 PM
Lost Wages Lost Wages is offline
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Default Re: Need some smartasses for a good quip to give party

You've converted to Islam and gambling is a sin.

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Old 02-22-2005, 08:02 PM
zephed56 zephed56 is offline
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Default Re: Need some smartasses for a good quip to give party

Your girlfriend caught you playing online pokar and you have to close your account or else you won't get any. Or she'll cheat on you.

Your grandma died.

Your dirtbag roommate keeps on getting on your account. Need a new one.

Party is rigged.

Party uses action flops.

Party has cheaters.

You can't collude with this username anymore.

Party makes sure the good players lose to the bad players so that they don't leave.
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Old 02-22-2005, 08:09 PM
sethypooh21 sethypooh21 is offline
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Default Re: Need some smartasses for a good quip to give party

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You can't collude with this username anymore.


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Old 02-22-2005, 08:18 PM
mmcd mmcd is offline
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Default Re: Need some smartasses for a good quip to give party

For my account closings, I just said that I have increased responsibilities at work and I won't have time to play for the forseeable future. Then I just opened up new ones like 2 or 3 days later.
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Old 02-22-2005, 08:58 PM
Wally Wally is offline
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Default Re: Need some smartasses for a good quip to give party

Why do you insist on wasting everyone's time with irrelevant posts?
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