Need some smartasses for a good quip to give party

[Klak]

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Why do you insist on wasting everyone's time with irrelevant posts?

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ever hear of the pot and the kettle? youre the pot.

[arkady]

Tell them you feel your newly acquired LAG stlye will best be utilized on another skin. Ignore their followup reminding you that its the same network.

[Wally]

I've never heard that expression before. Your post enlightened me.

I'm still right.

[USCSigma1097]

Tell them that you just consulted your "Jump to Conclusions" mat and it said to quit.

Sigma

If you haven't seen office space, you don't understand this post

[Nemesis]

No, It's "Hello Pot, this is Kettle, you're black."


*Edit* I am now a veteran... and still suck.

[arkady]

lol!

[captZEEbo1]

here's how it went down when I did this at empire:

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Dear Greg,

Thank you for contacting us.

It is unfortunate to learn that you wish to close your account with us and hope you will reconsider your decision. Nonetheless, as per your requests, we have closed your account. You can go ahead and open a new account with us through the affiliate program.

If you have any questions please contact us. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to assist you.

Sincerely,

Nidhi
Credit Team
Pay-Pro
ts@pay-pro.com (for emails)
efax@pay-pro.com (for documents)
+1 (866) 299-8893 (Toll Free for US and Canada only)
+350 41003 (International Rates Apply)
http://www.pay-pro.com

*Please include your full name, telephone number and account name with all documents sent.

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--Original Message--
From: xxxx
Date: 2005-01-28 18:04
To: info@empirepoker.com
Subject: cancelling my account

I have a question regarding cancelling my account.

I am planning on signing up at a new poker site in order to sign up through an affiliate program to get part of my rake back. Would you let me cancel my current account in order to resign up through you guys through a rakeback program? If not, I'll just take my business elsewhere.
-Greg xxx (empire handle: xxxx)


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[naphand]

Yep, this has to be the way to go. I thought about trying this but figured they did not have the sense/fear to give me a result. Nice move. I'm afraid I just sent them this:

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dear Party

the reasons for closure are as follows (and I do hope you take this on board):

(1) you charge too much rake compared to other poker sites.
(2) you have not updated your poker imagery for 2 years, it is ugly and cluttered.
(3) your support is abysmal, this reponse is the only one I have had from you is the last year. all my previous e-mails have been ignored.
(4) your live support no longer exists
(5) did I mention you never answer my e-mails?

other sites, such as PokerStars have faster, more intuitive software, a cleaner presentation, regular updates and most of all, they respond very quickly to e-mails, their customer support is excellent - your is terrible. their spread of games is also better than yours, their tournaments are better than yours. your heads-up games have the blind in the wrong place. the list is quite long.

"We are here 24/7 to assist you via email."
This is a joke right?

thank-you for you co-operation in this instance.

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[wahooriver]

why not just start a different account on an affiliate?

I have kept my Party account, but almost exclusively use my Poker Now account - which has a very nice rakeback.

[stigmata]

Thats a good point.

You only really need one (or two) skins to do the majority of your playing. Having rakeback at more than two skins is actually a burden, as when you bonus whore you get negative rakeback. E.g. just play at party to clear bonuses, then go back to a skin where youve got a juicy rakeback deal.