I am not a pink ice cream sandwich!

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When I was in second grade, there was this one girl in particular that I had my eye on. We chatted every day at school. The tart in question had blonde hair and a (natural!) flat-as-a-board chest.

My friends always told me to get a girl to like you, you have to tease them / pick on them, etc. So one day after class, I walked up to her and dropped her with a wicked DDT, which was followed by a Macho Man "OHHHH YEAAAAAHHHHH!"

She got sent to the hospital and I got suspended [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]