MrOrgasm on PP

[CrisBrown]

daryn!

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this is a thought, maybe he was not being totally genuine in his chat.

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I can't believe you would suggest that a poker player would be anything less than 100% honest in his table chat. Shame! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Cris

[KingMedicine]

hey frenchie,

he's nobody. ive played with him before. his all-in tactic of picking up 25 chips and showing the table his 39o over and over is, my guess, the result of too much weed.

if he were a pro, would he get offended and lash out against people making fun of him after his Q8o busted him out on his 20th all-in of the sng?

just make a note on him and look forward to seeing him sit with you next time! (oh yea, and try to sit to his left)

[KowCiller]

If it was said on the Internet, it must be true.

KoW

[bwana devil]

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I can't believe you would suggest that a poker player would be anything less than 100% honest in his table chat. Shame!

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Daryn didn't say he thinks the guy was lying. Only that he didn’t trust the guy not to lie. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]




Note: statement for humorous purposes only. The logic is wafer thin.

[bugstud]

he plays in speed tournies

I think we all know what this means

made a hellmuthian rant when 72o called for 800 chips in a 15k pot to knock him out

[B Dids]

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he plays in speed tournies

I think we all know what this means


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That he likes things that are fun?

DAMN HIM TO HELL!!!

[Nagoo81]

To MrOrgasm!

The reason Michael Jackson had to get a new face is that MrOrgasm ate the old one.

Did I ever tell you about MrOrgasm’s lifelong goal to reunite the cast of Police Academy? Well MrOrgasm scours the country looking for all the actors. When I told him that George Gaines and David Graf were dead he said ‘Not for long!’ Well MrOrgasm dug those two up, pulled their rotting skins off and stretched them over the two kids from Good Burger. Then he yelled ‘Action’ and I’ll be damned if he didn’t single handedly shoot the greatest movie in film history.

His great grandfather was a Kimodo Dragon.

All my Children was originally titled “MrOrgasm’s Bastards”
Or The cast of All my Children are all MrOrgasm’s illegitimate children.

He takes his coffee 2 cream, 2 sugar, and 3 gunpowder

MrOrgasm once made me drink paint thinner and said it would put hair on my chest. When I came to weeks later I was in a hospital bed and MrOrgasm had shaved every last part of my body. Then he leaned over and said ‘Pretty neat magic trick huh?’

One time I hit MrOrgasm with my Honda civic. He was fine but I went into a 3 month coma. When I woke up MrOrgasm had chopped up my car and sold it for spare parts.

MrOrgasm fixed the game between the Harlem Globetrotters and the aliens from Space Jam

To MrOrgasm!