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Old 08-29-2005, 02:43 PM
benkahuna benkahuna is offline
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Default Maybe this has previously been addressed, but...

Could G-d microwave a burrito so hot that he, himself, could not eat it?
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Old 08-29-2005, 03:00 PM
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"...G-d microwave a burrito ..."

My God would get a fresh one from Panco Villa's at 16th and Mission in SF.
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Old 08-29-2005, 03:30 PM
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The more important question, which often leads to burrito-eating, is could God roll a blunt so big that he himself could not smoke it?
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Old 08-29-2005, 03:42 PM
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Default Re: Maybe this has previously been addressed, but...

"Could G-d microwave a burrito so hot that he, himself, could not eat it?"

"The more important question, which often leads to burrito-eating, is could God roll a blunt so big that he himself could not smoke it?"

No. and No.
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Old 08-29-2005, 07:35 PM
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Default Re: Maybe this has previously been addressed, but...

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Could G-d microwave a burrito so hot that he, himself, could not eat it?

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Wow...as melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:52 PM
benkahuna benkahuna is offline
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That has to be Flanders's response. I'm not even gonna look it up. You're my new favorite poster. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:15 PM
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Default Re: Maybe this has previously been addressed, but...

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"...G-d microwave a burrito ..."

My God would get a fresh one from Panco Villa's at 16th and Mission in SF.

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Surely he would try one from the place near the BART at Glen Park?
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