I lost my 90% of my bankroll tonight

[Mark1808]

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My girl friend came back to our studio apartment with dinner. The food hawkers outside our building weren't set up so she ended up bringing back some Korean food from a small local place a few sois down. Deep fried dogmeat that is cooked with a banana tasting vegetable on the outside and seasoned with soya sauce, pickled spicy cabbage, fragrented rice, and pork and sea food vegetable dim sum. Meanwhile, I had been hammering at the 50/100 NL tables for about 4 hours. I was running into some horrible luck if anyone noticed. I lost a 35K pot when my A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ran into Mahatma's 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] on A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. He was playing very aggressive and thought there was a strong enough change when he pushed on the flop that he has on a draw or nothing at all. A few hands after that I ran A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] into a turned gut-shot straight against Mulberry. And then a few hands after that I got stacked again by Teacupper when 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] went up against T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] on T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].

This is when I started tilting. Mahatma kept free styling in the chat. I normally would turn off the chat here, but instead I called him Eminem's Gay Lover, which seemed to both infuriate and inspire him to continue free styling with added enthusiasm. I have to admit that his rips started getting to me after awhile, and combined with my newly found bad luck, I started to "go off".

I had 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and opened up UTG. Mahatma says "I got this one guys". He pot reraises. Son of a bitch I thought to myself. I wait about 3 seconds and push. This bastard lets all of his time running down, throwing out ill lyrics at me then finally types "wearing pink show laces, i gots pocket Aces". The flop comes 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], then the river brings A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. I spit dog all over my computer screen.

It gets worse. I pushed a flop of A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] with 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and teacupper instacalls with 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], and of course he hits on the river. Nice pot odds, I say to myself.

Next hand I am allin preflop with AK against 77. No help, I get stacked again. Five minutes later I get allin with a flush draw on the flop, no help comes, down another stack.

At this point I say to Mahatma, 100/200 NL. Right now, lets go. In less then 30 seconds we are playing HU. He starts off pushing me around, but I wont have any of it. I raise him with K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and he calls. The flop is 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. I bet more chips then half of you will ever see. He raises me. Finally my luck is changing. I push and he calls. You wont believe this trust me. He has a set of fours and catches on the river.
Next hand I get AQ. I raise and get reraised. My gut tells me to fold, get up and try again later. But my hand clicks allin and he has KK, which means I lost another 20K.

I click on neteller and add more chips, but something insane happens. It comes up declined due to insignifcant balnace. I back track. How much did I lose? $365,000 in five and half hours.

I am however, still optomistic for the future.

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This is complete bull! With as much as you post and play online there is no way I believe you have a girlfriend.

[tdarko]

i love the replies that say "i smell bs" and "i don't think this is real," we sure do have some Matlocks around here.

nice post kane.

[Voltron87]

lol, hilarious

[Matt Flynn]

It gets old Kane.

[TylerD]

nh

[phil_ivey_fan]

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If your bankroll is only 400k you shouldn't be playing 50/100 nl

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40 buyin not enough?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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this was my thought... is there something about the high stakes NL that makes it more swingy than mid-stakes?

[Ulysses]

Did you save Mahatma's rhymes?

[theBruiser500]

is this a joke? it takes a lot losing hands, probably more than you posted to lose 360k

[James282]

Wow man! You are so rich! You bet more than most posters here will ever see!!! 360k is only 90% of your bankroll??? Damn I need to head over to www.splashpots.com and see what this guy is all about! Sounds like the real deal!! Stay "optomistic" Kane!
-James

everything is true, i have $60k of stained dog sauce to prove it.