Libertarian Santa

[tomdemaine]

I herby state that I have infringed on the property rights of somthing awful dot com and I duely apologize. May Ann Rand have mercy on my soul.


Libertarian Santa believes that taxation is one of the greatest evils perpetrated in the world. Taxes should exist only for the purposes of national defense and to finance a very limited judicial arbitration system. The Federal government should be all but powerless and all rights should be fundamentally based on property rights. In Libertarian Santa's world all morality is essentially replaced with a value system that favors wealth and possessions over any sort of governmentally-enforced individual liberty. Laws should be set by an individual community. If you do not like the "no blacks" rule in your current community then you are free to go find another community, hopefully one consisting entirely of blacks. Libertarian Santa describes himself as socially liberal, but you'll never actually hear him championing a socially liberal cause.

NAUGHTY
You think the publically-funded fire department should put out that chemical fire.

NICE
You think the community should band together and have the charity fire brigade put out that chemical fire.

NAUGHTY
You're worried that the government might not be adequately prepared to deal with a flu pandemic.

NICE
You're worried you don't have enough shotgun shells to fend off looters in the event of a flu pandemic.

NAUGHTY
You blame the local, state and federal government for failing in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina.

NICE
You blame the poor for failing to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and buy a magical helicopter to whisk them out of the path of hurricane Katrina.

NAUGHTY
It drives you crazy to see a black man turned away from a job on the basis of his race.

NICE
It drives you crazy to see a black man admitted to a college even though he was half a point below normal GPA requirements.

NAUGHTY
You move to Canada because Canadians enjoy greater freedoms than Americans.

NICE
You move to New Hampshire because the taxes are lower.

NAUGHTY
You're socially liberal and economically conservative.

NICE
You're economically conservative...................................... ........ and socially liberal.

NAUGHTY
You disagree with the idea of abortion because a baby is a human life.

NICE
You disagree with the idea of abortion because it intrudes on the property rights of the embryo.

NAUGHTY
You stole a washer from a store to fix the faucet in your invalid mother's house.

NICE
You killed a trespasser who accidentally wandered onto your secluded woodland property.

NAUGHTY
You spent the year in poverty and your family still has not managed to pull itself out of debt.

NICE
You spent the year in luxury even though you have not worked a day in your life.