Horrible/crazy/funny roommate stories?

[Unoriginalname]

The last 5 years of my life (mostly college, I'm 23 now) I've always roommed in dorms and apartments with emotionally and mentally sound good friends of mine. We never fought or had any issues. While this was good for my stress levels, I am now left without any awesomely horrible roommate experiences and stories.

Surely, all of you couldn't have been as lucky as me. Tell me your horrible/crazy/funny roommate stories.