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Old 12-07-2005, 06:16 PM
Irieguy Irieguy is offline
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Default Bah humbug

I don't have kids, my brother, sister, mom, dad, nieces and nephews live in different cities, and my wife has to work both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

I'll be on call... which means I have to sit around and wait for my phone to ring.

I lost my taste for the grotesque consumerism of the holidays years ago, so my wife and I now just spend all of our "christmas present money" on buying toys and clothes for kids that really need it on behalf of our family and friends.

So, no tree, no presents, no family, no turkey dinner... just me and 99,784,022,394,802,938 SNGs.

This is going to be the best Christmas ever.

Happy Holidays to you all.

Irieguy
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Old 12-07-2005, 06:18 PM
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Yah, I am staying on my college campus for Christmas except for the 4 days I am going home to see my folks. My goal is to play ~15k hands of SH NL and sevreal hundred SNG's between when my finals get over and new years.

It is going to be a merry Christmas.
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Old 12-07-2005, 06:21 PM
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Maybe learn to 20-table and quit whining about downswings so much [censored] [censored] [censored]

jk jk <3
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Old 12-07-2005, 06:23 PM
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Default The real reason to say Bah Humbug

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I don't have kids, my brother, sister, mom, dad, nieces and nephews

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3rd generation skipperbobs.
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Old 12-07-2005, 06:26 PM
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Default Re: Bah humbug

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I don't have kids, my brother, sister, mom, dad, nieces and nephews live in different cities, and my wife has to work both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

I'll be on call... which means I have to sit around and wait for my phone to ring.

I lost my taste for the grotesque consumerism of the holidays years ago, so my wife and I now just spend all of our "christmas present money" on buying toys and clothes for kids that really need it on behalf of our family and friends.

So, no tree, no presents, no family, no turkey dinner... just me and 99,784,022,394,802,938 SNGs.

This is going to be the best Christmas ever.

Happy Holidays to you all.

Irieguy

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Does anybody else see the irony of this man's situation?..He spends his workday convincing women that they should pay him to touch their "private parts". Then he spends his evenings convincing women that he should pay them to touch their "private parts" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 12-07-2005, 06:44 PM
SuitedSixes SuitedSixes is offline
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Default Re: Bah humbug

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I don't have kids,

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Try having one, but not getting to spend Christmas with her. I win.
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Old 12-07-2005, 06:49 PM
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Default Re: Bah humbug

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my wife and I now just spend all of our "christmas present money" on buying toys and clothes for kids that really need it on behalf of our family and friends.

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Keep this up if and when you have children and you win...actually second to SuitedSixes. Sorry SS, I can not imagine it.
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Old 12-07-2005, 07:04 PM
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Irie,

I recommend getting some 'special lady friends' to come over in elven outfits and dance on your scrippa pole.

And put misletoe everywhere....

How can that end up being a bad Christmas?!? [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Yugoslav
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Old 12-07-2005, 07:08 PM
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Irie,

I recommend getting some 'special lady friends' to come over in elven outfits and dance on your scrippa pole.

And put misletoe everywhere....

How can that end up being a bad Christmas?!? [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Yugoslav

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"Elven" [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]What, in the pluperfectfuck, is an elven outfit [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 12-07-2005, 07:18 PM
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I don't have kids,

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Try having one, but not getting to spend Christmas with her. I win.

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Yeah my dad's a Navy ENT surgeon. He missed 6 Christmases in a row with us because Marines and sailors like to get drunk and fight on Christmas. Sucked balls.
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