got some pu$$y this morning

[bravos1]

Laying in bed this morning still mostly asleep when I feel my wife toying with my pecker. So I'm laying there with my eyes closed thinking "Alright, a great start to my day". She's at the other end of the bed, just kinda teasing me with these little taps. "Hmmm, this is different I think..., she usually just goes down on me or starts a vigorous rub." I'm now erect and she is getting a bit friskier with her "luv tapping". I'm thinking any minute now she is going to either start blowing me, or just mount me. THEN... I get 2 harder taps that are quick followed by some severe pain.. "WTF??" I come out of my partial slumber to look down, but do not see the wife. Instead, out cat is just sitting there, teeing off on my johnson and ready to pounce!! I yell at him and throw him off the bed. My wife comes walking in and asks me what happened. I told her she would not believe me, but....... she proceeded to laugh all morning.

So, yeah, I got me some pu$$y this morning, just not the kind that I was wanting [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Bradyams]

Nice.

[lem45216]

hahahahahahahahaha

I thought things like that only happened on tv.

It's also quite ammusing that you were aroused by your cat.

[jba]

worst penthouse letter ever

[steelcmg]

Any pu$$y is better then none at all.

[diebitter]

This is the best argument for declawing I ever heard.

[Blarg]

He probably saw that one eye and said, What are YOU looking at?

[TheBlueMonster]

LOL!!!!

[istewart]

Hahahahaha.

[mslif]

Very cute.