Think you had a bad week?

[Chris Dow]

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My gf of 1.5 years tells me she loves me but is not "in love" with me and we should just be friends.

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Has any guy EVER been able to pull off this line? Just curious, it seems like this little tool only exists in the female relationship ending kit.

[BusterStacks]

My SOP for breaking up with girls is not answering their calls until they stop calling. Works every time. I told this gf a year ago "If we ever break up, you're going to have to do it because I definitely won't". Perhaps this was not optimal strategy.

[squeek12]

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Hope your dad recover's well.

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God, I'm usually not a grammar nazi, but this is terrible.

[mmbt0ne]

[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] for everyone in this thread.

My life is rather downswingless right now, so I hope yours become too soon.

[-Skeme-]

What's flash fire mean? Just out of nowhere a fire comes up? And how'd that come from a chainsaw? If you don't feel like answering these I understand. Try and feel better and realize things could've been worse.

[Nelson]

You've been posting with alarming frequency this week Scalf. This may well be your best post.

[Bulldog]

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and then stick that m'f'ers body in a shallow grave.

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I never understood this. Shouldn't the anger be at the person who broke a promise to you, instead of some random stranger?

[xadrez]

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My gf of 1.5 years tells me she loves me but is not "in love" with me and we should just be friends.

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The classic line. The best response is to cut off all communication, rip up photos, memorabilia, and immediately find someone remotely interesting and jump in the sack with them.

Inevitably, in about a year, youll get a sobbing phone call filled with lines like "Ive never met anyone who made me feel like you used to" etc etc etc.

By this time though, you will be well over her. Even better you can say mildly passive agressive things like "maybe one day youll find someone special" and "I thought that too before I found my new girlfriend, and now EVERYTHING IS JUUUST GREAT"

[jakethebake]

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She's been hooking up with one of her fellow workers there, and only says "see other people for a little while" because she wants the option of having you to fall back on at the end of the summer.

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Noooooo....? Ya think?"