The "loathed" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread

[DemonDeac]

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From the Tournament of Champions:

"It's so quiet in here you can actually here Phil Hellmuth thinking to himself, 'I am the best player at this table'"

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this is easily his best line

[TheCroShow]

NC sux

[kyro]

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I'm not sure if this was Norm or some other announcer, but I thought this was funny: a player was raising with a junk hand, and the announcer said something like "Did Gus Hansen just put out an instructional DVD that I'm not aware of?"

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The best part about that quote was that one guy limped with 22 and another guy limped behind with 44 making his quote incredibly retarded.

I loved his one during the first Circuit event after Jean Robert Bellande says something like, "I'm far and away not the best player at the table." -obviously referring to Jennifer Harman.

NC says, "Uh maybe he's talking about Doug Lee."

[MicroBob]

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that one guy limped with 22 and another guy limped behind with 44 making his quote incredibly retarded.

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I remember that hand. NC was criticizing their play for limping with small pockets from EP to see if they could get in cheap and hit a set (turned out they both did...and then split the pot on a 'wheel' board).
There was nothing wrong with their play but NC acted like they were calling an all-in bet with 72o.

[moose47]

I may be mistaken but wasn't it Lon that was criticizing their play? I think it went

Lon "And [some guy] comes in with 44. Did Gus Hansen put out an instructional video"

Norman "Actually Gus doesn't like anything paired"

Not that this excuses Chad's numerous other mistakes.

[Quake1028]

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From the Tournament of Champions:

"It's so quiet in here you can actually here Phil Hellmuth thinking to himself, 'I am the best player at this table'"

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this is easily his best line

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Yep.

[liquid]

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Raymer writes down in his book, "Seat 1 is a JERK."

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[stu-unger]

phil helmuth says,"If it wasn't for luck i guess id win 'em all."

NC says,"Phil's last book was titled play poker like the pros, his next one should be cry like a baby."

not that funny, just thought id add it.

[miajag81]

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From the Tournament of Champions:

"It's so quiet in here you can actually here Phil Hellmuth thinking to himself, 'I am the best player at this table'"

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I actually think this is pretty funny.