Ridiculous Barry Bonds stat

[Uston]

"Even if Bonds had gone 0-for-403 at the plate this year instead of 149-for-403, the walks and the nine times he was hit by pitches would have given him a .338 on-base percentage -- higher than New York Yankees leadoff hitter Alfonso Soriano (.332)."

This is especially insane considering Soriano will almost certainly finish in the top three or four in AL MVP voting. I could live another 70 years and I would be shocked if I ever saw a player have a better two years than Bonds just had.