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Old 01-06-2005, 06:13 PM
Men the Master Men the Master is offline
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Default The World\'s Smartest Human

Bill Gates. Because he is the richest. Therefore he is the smartest.

Physicists, philosophers and professors are the dumbest because they don't make $hit. Poker players are even dumber. They make less than $hit. I am dumb and so are 90% of you who are reading this.

This is a dumb subject.
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Old 01-06-2005, 10:25 PM
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Default Re: The World\'s Smartest Human

Heh reminds me of a skit from Mr. Show (sketch comedy show on HBO). They created the law of worth - 'More Money = Better Than'. Einstein is listed as a 'total loser' compared to SAMMY HAGAR of Van Halen, etc...
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:40 AM
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Default Re: The World\'s Smartest Human

At times I think I'm the smartest person in the world. That is because I divorced that woman.
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Old 01-07-2005, 11:10 AM
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Default Re: The World\'s Smartest Human

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Bill Gates. Because he is the richest. Therefore he is the smartest.

Physicists, philosophers and professors are the dumbest because they don't make $hit. Poker players are even dumber. They make less than $hit. I am dumb and so are 90% of you who are reading this.

This is a dumb subject.

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*sigh* At lesat someone finally came up with a measure for intelligence that can be quantified in a satisfactory way. Which is more than you can say for Sklansky.
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Old 01-07-2005, 11:15 AM
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Default Re: The World\'s Smartest Human

Best Parody-Thread Ever.

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