Yes, I really do mean "any two cards"

[microbet]

There's so much money in the pot already it's almost +$EV even if you know he calls with any two. I'm not sure about the structure, but if this is a turbo with antes of 50, it is +$EV to push if he calls with 80%.

He doesn't need a huge hand to call because if he folds and then shorty doubles it is pretty crappy, but he shouldn't come close to calling with 80%.

So, good push.

As you say, you pretty much have this thing locked up so showing isn't too -$EV, but it is a bit evil.