94% of Americans believe God Exists

[UATrewqaz]

Ya those 94% of people are retards.

I'm glad a bunch of losers on a poker forum online have finally unwrapped the mysteries of the universe.

I know human beings have believed in some form of religion or god(s) throughout all recorded history, but thankfully we here have figured everything out.

We're so smart, gosh dang I feel so superior.