Walk in on roommate & gf naked in bathroom, big fight ensues - Page 3

InchoateHand · #1 12-11-2005, 03:12 AM

I agree with everything durron597 said, except for the absence of options. Clearly people who live like you do also have no compunction about urinating in the kitchen sink.

ilya · #2 12-11-2005, 03:26 AM

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Clearly people who live like you do also have no compunction about urinating in the kitchen sink.

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Umm, what?

Eurotrash · #3 12-11-2005, 03:13 AM

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[seriously, ilya, the quoted poster is 100% right. Especially since the bathroom is the only available bathroom in the apartment. I mean, what if you had one of those "omfg i need to piss now now now now now" urges.

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I think the better hypothetical situation is what happens if you have to [censored] like there's no tommorow.

Are you a bad enough dude to just walk in there and give the chick a Steamer?

jesusarenque · #4 12-11-2005, 02:27 AM

Apologize. Move on. Forget about it.

jba · #5 12-11-2005, 02:28 AM

why did he call you, that's the part that is cracking me up

private joker · #6 12-11-2005, 02:31 AM

Every single time in the next 3 months you want to go to the bathroom, call him on his cell phone and ask if he or his naked girlfriend are in there.

tdarko · #7 12-11-2005, 02:34 AM

Every single time in the next 3 months you want to go to the bathroom, call him on his cell phone while you are knocking and ask if he or his naked girlfriend are in there.

Blarg · #8 12-11-2005, 02:36 AM

Turning it to what they were doing or weren't doing is disaster in this situation.

Stick to the point.

The point is, you opened an UNLOCKED door. This is normal behavior deserving of zero crap given to you and zero crap taken by you. Don't get diverted from those simple facts.

By the way, contact lenses can be looked for with clothes on just as well as naked, no question. If the need arises to look for them naked in a common room, locking the door is an obvious measure available to anyone with enough intelligence to come in out of the rain.

And the girl was being a shrill bitch and should blame herself. There is no way in hell you are responsible for her [censored] nakedness, and it is your place, NOT hers. She is not just a guest of your roommate, but of you, and has a remarkable deficit in manners. When it's her house or she starts paying rent, she can start screaming and acting like a jerk. Until then, she's a guest and should behave like some full of herself prima donna.

If anyone is owed an apology, it is you, and it is from your roommate for his girl acting like a freak. Think about it. Bros before hos, and you guys have to live together amicably. Letting psycho poontang go off on your roommates, Dear Reader, is not Ms. OOTManners' idea of keeping your sh*t together.

Pussywhipping is supposed to stop at its intended recipient, not spill over and roam free. That buffalo needs to go roam some other range if she doesn't know how to behave in other people's homes.

gunt · #9 12-11-2005, 03:50 AM

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Turning it to what they were doing or weren't doing is disaster in this situation.

Stick to the point.

The point is, you opened an UNLOCKED door. This is normal behavior deserving of zero crap given to you and zero crap taken by you. Don't get diverted from those simple facts.

By the way, contact lenses can be looked for with clothes on just as well as naked, no question. If the need arises to look for them naked in a common room, locking the door is an obvious measure available to anyone with enough intelligence to come in out of the rain.

And the girl was being a shrill bitch and should blame herself. There is no way in hell you are responsible for her [censored] nakedness, and it is your place, NOT hers. She is not just a guest of your roommate, but of you, and has a remarkable deficit in manners. When it's her house or she starts paying rent, she can start screaming and acting like a jerk. Until then, she's a guest and should behave like some full of herself prima donna.

If anyone is owed an apology, it is you, and it is from your roommate for his girl acting like a freak. Think about it. Bros before hos, and you guys have to live together amicably. Letting psycho poontang go off on your roommates, Dear Reader, is not Ms. OOTManners' idea of keeping your sh*t together.

Pussywhipping is supposed to stop at its intended recipient, not spill over and roam free. That buffalo needs to go roam some other range if she doesn't know how to behave in other people's homes.

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blarg, once again, you are my favorite poster on 2 + 2.

Oblivious · #10 12-11-2005, 04:19 AM

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Turning it to what they were doing or weren't doing is disaster in this situation.

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Regardless of what was actually going on, the OP didnt do anything wrong. It would have been bad if he failed to apologize for walking in on them, but he of course did apologize.

The fact that the roommate and his gf are making such an effort to come up with an alibi is a big tell, and explains why she reacted the way she did. She obviously feels like a dirty whore for getting [censored] on the bathroom floor.

She uses two tactics in some attempt to prove shes not a deviant.
1)Makes it your fault for walking in on them. To hell with behaving like a guest. She has to get really pissed at you so you'll be convinced you did something horrible, and that she's innocent.
2)Denies that she was getting it on at all. Sew the seed of doubt that she was doing anything distasteful.

If she doesnt question her own virtue, she'd never lie in step two, since theres nothing wrong with [censored] your bf in the bathroom.

Girls have a tendancy to feel guilty and think of themselves as dirty sluts. They want as few people as possible to know about their sluttyness. This whole problem is not about you walking through an unlocked door, its about this girl's self-esteem.

Maybe sit this girl down and tell her, "Its okay! I have sex with myself all the time in there."