Random people saying ****

[Autocratic]

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Sounds like OP is jealous that he isn't as manly as the guy that approached him. Anyone that says [censored] like that in front of their child has a 10 inch dick. Period.

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That's one of the stupidest replies I've ever seen.

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I felt that the sincerity of it was what made it a solid post.

[gamblore99]

doing it in front of wife and kid is weird. But if it was him and some friends, I would think this would be very funny and laugh. Why do you take such personal offence to this?

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If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

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awesome, just awesome. On that note, I'm going to go drink some green Nyquil and pass out

[whiskeytown]

if something like that happened to me, my first instinct would be to look for hidden cameras and microphones...

everyone's trying to Punk you these days...

RB

[Landon_McFly]

The fact that you put that much thought into what that guy said to you just shows how you got pwned. Really. You did.

Here's how me and my friends do it...

When you are with more than one person, regardless of if you're in a car or on foot. Find someone who's walking BY THEMSELF (I'll explain). Tell them they dropped something, and point behind them. When they look behind them don't say anything unless they just keep looking on the ground, but in a very unexcited way say... Psyche! ...and just be on your way. (Sometimes add "i got you mutherfucker, loser, or something else aggressive"

Sounds stupid, but I promise you you'll see humans at their finest. People get soooo mad. Imagine this happening to you when you're with a friend vs. when you're alone. When you're with a friend and this happens to you, you guys would probably just look at each other and laugh about how gay those people who yelled at you were, and you would each validate the fact that you're cooler than the other guys.

But... when people are alone, they have no one to rely on so they go to the extreme. They either put their head down like they're about to cry, or they chase your car throwing a fit.

I promise you. Try it. Don't knock it until you try it.

Rules:

1 -Only get people walking alone (or you will end up looking like the douchebag)

2 -Unless you're black, don't do this to black people (just don't)

3 -Try to avoid people on cell phones (it doesn't work as well because I'm sure they tell the person on the other line what happened and they come to the conclusion that they are the cool people and that you are the loser)

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