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#192
11-02-2005, 12:59 PM
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Re: On David\'s Line
Would still be nice to have a separate "dating" forum wouldn't it? Then you don't have to wade through all the crap in OOT to find what you're looking for.
After all there's a separate forum for politics and i have to think that discussing chicks interests more people then politics does. 
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#193
11-02-2005, 01:04 PM
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Re: On David\'s Line
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"I'm thinking about posting a general dating advice thread" How about a dating advice FORUM? [/ QUOTE ] Let Dominic be the mode and get eharmony.com to sponsor it. Guaranteed success.
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#195
11-02-2005, 04:18 PM
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Re: Whats the best way to read women?
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* Bump * Whats the story Snowball? More invalids in town this weekend? We need an update. Isn't your calss on Wednesdays? [/ QUOTE ] It went something like this: Snowball: Hi chicky, there's something I've wanted to tell you <pause> for ummm a long time now. <pause> <deep breath> I like you Chicky: Oh I like you too snowey, you're such a nice guy. Snowball: <pause> What I mean is I like you <pause> <really deep breath> as more than a friend. Snowball makes eye contact for the first time, a pleading look on his face Chicky: Oh snowey, I like you too but not in that way. I value our friendship too much. big tattooed biker looking dude approaches Chicky: Snowball have you met my boyfriend Snake? He just got out on parole, I'm so happy to have him back. Snake glances in Snowball's direction and gives a half nod Snake: Come on Chicky move your ass, I'm hungry. Chicky: Ok, bye Snowball. I'll see you in class next week. Snowball goes home to cry at the loss of his true love THE END.
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#196
11-02-2005, 04:36 PM
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Re: Whats the best way to read women?
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It went something like this: Snowball: Hi chicky, there's something I've wanted to tell you <pause> for ummm a long time now. <pause> <deep breath> I like you Chicky: Oh I like you too snowey, you're such a nice guy. Snowball: <pause> What I mean is I like you <pause> <really deep breath> as more than a friend. Snowball makes eye contact for the first time, a pleading look on his face Chicky: Oh snowey, I like you too but not in that way. I value our friendship too much. big tattooed biker looking dude approaches Chicky: Snowball have you met my boyfriend Snake? He just got out on parole, I'm so happy to have him back. Snake glances in Snowball's direction and gives a half nod Snake: Come on Chicky move your ass, I'm hungry. Chicky: Ok, bye Snowball. I'll see you in class next week. Snowball goes home to cry at the loss of his true love THE END. [/ QUOTE ] LMFAO!
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#197
11-02-2005, 04:49 PM
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Re: Whats the best way to read women?
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Snowball goes home to and posts his failure on 2+2 and collects a c-note from David Sklansky which, incidentally, he uses to update his Magic The Gathering card collection [/ QUOTE ] FYP
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#198
11-02-2005, 06:11 PM
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Re: Whats the best way to read women?
I call BS on the OP. He seems clueless to be true.
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#199
11-02-2005, 08:51 PM
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UPDATE DAMN YOU! -NT
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#200
11-02-2005, 09:50 PM
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Update for 10/02/05
Just to summarize some events:
-Invalid man left town -She said she was going to come to the halloween party but didn't -She "fell asleep" and didn't tell me she wasn't coming -She missed class yesterday -I called her to fill her in on what happened in class. She said it would be cool if we met up on wednesday (now today) to go over some stuff. I said that would be cool, but she'd have to drive over to me. She said she'd call and "let me know". She hasn't called. Basically, I'm a favorite to be on the wrong ladder, and I might not even be very high on that ladder. On the other hand, I'm about to be 100 dollars richer. Prop bets rule. I'm not giving up, but I'm definitely very far from optimistic about this whole thing. I think I'm currently the victim of what Sklansky called "celebrity niceness." Sure, we still have good conversations, and I make her laugh, but that doesn't mean I'm not her b1tch-boy intellectual whore. I want to emphasize though that even though things are grim, I probably have a 4 outer to hit on the river, as per TT's advice. I'm about to call off all my chips. Wish me luck.
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