Prison Vs Work (Those that don't have a sense of Humor don't open)

[thomastem]

I'm sure this will offend the usual suspects but here is a little something to get the week started.


IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the toilet.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

[Warik]

Do they have some type of Monday-Friday 9-5 type deal for prison?

[daryn]

yeah for the guards

[BreakEvenPlayer]

Hey TT where's all the stuff about butt sex? You can't make this post funny without delving into the hilarious world of prison butt sex.

[jagoff]

Hey TT where's all the stuff about butt sex?

Time to put back the shower curtain, the baby oil and put on my clothes. I was anxiously awaiting some butt sex comparisons like...

PRISON: You get corn holed by a guy named Leroy.
WORK: You get corn holed by your boss because you have no spine.

[Warik]

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yeah for the guards

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That doesn't count... technically, they're at "WORK:"

[Warik]

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You can't make this post funny without delving into the hilarious world of prison butt sex.

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PRISON: You get reamed a few times a week by a scary man named "Bubba."
WORK: You get reamed a few times a day by a scary man named "Boss."

[Yeknom58]

woa, woa, woa,

Your cube is 6x8!! My crappy cube is like 6x6 and I don't even have 3 full height walls.

[Big Mo]

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Hey TT where's all the stuff about butt sex? You can't make this post funny without delving into the hilarious world of prison butt sex.

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I'll give you some baby. Come to Big Mo.

[LondonBroil]

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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

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My office is 12x30.